I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms.
If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
i would die laughing
this is how false information on tumblr works
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
If you don’t mind cuddling all day or being lazy and sleeping on top of me while watching movies. Or eating pizza or getting hickies. Come be mine